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lin lin 說 (下午 12:13):
 唷!!
 幫我翻譯
lin lin 說 (下午 12:14):
 From Rev.Father Stephen Roy.
May God bless you as you read and reply.
Dearest One in Christ,
 
May our good Lord bless your going out and coming in and provide all your needs through Jesus Christ our Lord Amen.
 
Dear in Christ,
 
I am Rev.Stephen Roy, I am writing you this mail as God has directed me after one week fasting and prayers. Be informed that I went for a medical check up, and my doctor called me personally that I will not last for the next 2 week due to my heart illness. And i know i will die, of which I have prayed and ask God for a divine favour. I have decided to donate the sum of $1,500,000 USD for a Church or an individual as I do not have a child to inherit it and it's better I do not die leaving the money here without it reaching to the poor and the lessprivileged ones in the society.
 
As soon as I receive your reply I shall tell my bank to transfer the money to you.
 
Informations Required from you are:
 
Your Full Name:
Your Direct Tel & Fax N°:
Your Home & Office addresses:
 
 
With these informations, I will forward them to the Bank for immediately transferring of the Funds to your Position. Please always pray for me and let God give me more Good health to 
stay in this World.
 
Best Regards,
Rev.Father Stephen Roy. 

*****

 

(以上大綱就是一個神父得了心臟的疾病要把他的財產150萬美金捐出來給教會或個人去幫助窮人，叫收信人給他個人資料轉帳）

結果短腿很認真的看完了詐騙信後.....還回了他。

lin lin 說 (下午 02:22):
 我還有回他喔
lin lin 說 (下午 02:22):
 我回他說
 我給你看一下喔
Ted 說 (下午 02:22):
 我是佛教徒？
 噗
lin lin 說 (下午 02:22):
 可是我不知道我文法有沒有錯ㄟ
 我只是很簡單的回
lin lin 說 (下午 02:23):
 我給你看
 阿你不可以笑我喔
 SO.......
 
I   AM   TAIWANESE....A  TAIWANESE  STUDENT!!
 
I  AM  SO  SORRY  FOR  YOUR  HEART  ILLNESS!
 
I  DON"T  KNOW  HOW  CAN  I  HELP  YOU!!
 
I  JUST  CAN  SAY  → GOD  BLESS  YOU!!
 
YOU  ARE  THE  BEST!!
 
CHEER  UP!!


 很破的英文= ="

 

*****

我真的不會笑你，但我想分享我的喜悅。

 

掰了為，你回他....是想交筆友嗎？ 他都快死了...